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Monday, December 11, 2006

KOHLS Senior Discount Day

Supposedly Senior citizens get an additional 10 or 15% off already low sales prices. The discount day is usually on a Wednesday. Here's the rub: My mom and dad live in Sun City AZ--a place literally packed with senior citizens. Seriously--you can't move without being run into with one driving a golf or grocery cart or following one for 40 miles with their blinker on--shit--some of them can hardly see over the steering wheel. Anyway, my mom was headed to the senior discount day at the local Kohls.

She calls me up and she's all pissed off. Why? Because there were so many damn people in the store you could hardly move! Hello? Mom--you do live in the old people capital of the world (and I don't give a rat's behind if that is the wrong spelling/ and or usage of the word capital). duh.

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