WELL, NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING.

I'm pretty sure of it. Yesterday, I saw a couple walking their pidgeon. The bird, not the crazy language you hear in Jamaica. The kids and I were just coming back from our afternoon constitutional and I hear this woman saying "good boy! come on!!" I look to see where the dog is and it's a damn bird. Every time the woman would say good boy, come on--the bird would follow her. Why oh why would you want a sky rat as a pet? It looked like it was just your everyday run of the mill pidgeon. Nothing special. Would just as soon crap on you as look at you.

I spent a while pondering the pidgeon as a pet thing and decided it was just beyond my scope of understanding.