THERE COMES A DAY IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHEN THEY WANT TO SCREAM YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

And for me, that day was today. Well, today was the latest day that I have screamed that. First, the world series ticket fiasco. Really--I don't mind watching it at home--too many people who do not belong at baseball games will be there and way too many of them. But it would have been cool to say I actually got to go.

Second--well, I can't really go into details, but let's just say that my floor mate at the office has taken away my scissors and swingline stapler. BUT, I still have my knitting needles. I did manage to come away smiling, however.