Geeeeezzz! Here it is over a month since my last entry. Yes, I am ashamed of myself. But I have a good excuse.

First there was the OSHA audit which nearly kilt me. And I get to do it all over again (maybe) in 3 years. Then there was the 4th of July weekend. Damn did I need that. 4 days of doing absolutely nothing.

Then there was the surgery on the 10th. This is the first week that I have been able to actually type without wanting to shoot myself. It's quite a painful surgery. And I'm really not supposed to use my right arm very much so that my shoulder can heal properly.

Last night at softball, Ladies' Man (this young man that thinks he all that) said to me "You're really milking this, aren't you" I told him--it would be a lot more convincing if my scars were bigger, wouldn't it. You see, they do everything arthoscopically and I have scars that are about 1/2 inch, if that. Two of them have healed up really nicely, but the one that had all the work done on it is sore and still has a major scab on it.

Getting back to the Ladies Man--some kid was eating something gooey last night and I kept asking what it was. LM finally said--it's like that stuff that edible underwear is made out of. Instead of shutting the hell up, I said--oh fruit rollups. One of the other teammates heard me and started laughing and said--you two sound like you know a lot about it. LM 'fessed up immediately. I did not.