EXCUSE ME--I DON'T BELIEVE I HEARD THAT QUITE RIGHT.

I was in Target last night ( or Tah git, as my "cousin" Sali says) getting ready to pay for my new itouch wallet, that goes with my new itouch, which is not working as of yet dammit. The woman in front of me was a Tah git employee gabbing it up with the cashier. Shut up and move along. She yells across the store to the customer service desk--HEY MARCUS--THEY HAVE FISHNETS ON SALE FOR FOUR BUCKS!

That got my attention. I looked over at the cs desk and Marcus yells back I KNOW--I ALREADY BOUGHT 5 PAIRS!! Wtf? says me. MARCUS is indeed a man. A man with long hair, styled and makeup. But the voice is definitely male. My first thought was the broad in front of me had no business wearing fishnets. Unless you have toothpicks for legs, fishnets leave imprints that take about a week to go away. I am not speaking from experience--I have seen this with my own eyes. It's worse than the waffle marks lawn chairs leave on your ass. My second thought was oh hell NO Marcus!!